Pony Bastard

from by I Hate Joanna Lumley

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What's wrong with you pony bastards?
Rainbow' would choose cancer over you
Are you sincere of its merits
or are you just a pervert?
Neckbearded
and dead inside
End your life

Your life is tragic
but friendship is magic
(My lil pony)
Cum-stained girls plush toys
Such great friends give such joys
Bide your time, the day's round the corner...

Reach the convention
with regal ascension
(My lil pony)
You're king of the bronies
enclosed by your cronies
You can't be stopped now

In numbers you're all t' more cretinous
(Preparing launch)
Your disgusting culture must end
(Launch in 3-2-1)
Face your demise
Brony
scum
BOOM!

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from Pet Hates, released April 8, 2014

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