Van Halen

from by I Hate Joanna Lumley

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I brought my pencil
I will write on your eye
You got it bad
(You got it bad)
You are hot for death
disease
infections for your sleaze
Go ahead and jump off a bridge

It's not the '80s anymore
We've all heard solos before
No line of girls at your door
split-jump and shit starts to pour

Thanks a bunch for Bill & Ted
but please stop living, please be dead

Forty years of tapping
Guitars looking like Christmas wrapping
Van Halen
Can't save 'em
Die

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from Pet Hates, released April 8, 2014

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